Look at this sad little town.

alexander-esmail:

I think you’re sarcasm is cute, and yes, I did announce I was staying. I don’t see your point there. Yeah, I have noticed that this town has been dead for a while. But really, I think all it’s missing out on is some excitement, don’t you agree? It doesn’t seem like anyone else here is trying to liven up the place.

My point was that I would have liked to hear the opposite, but I feel that way about everyone.

That’s because half of them are too busy drooling over their partners, or attempting to shove their genitals in the face of anyone who will take them. Excitement would be welcomed with open arms, but good luck finding or creating it in this shithole.

Well. This is awkward.

harris-lockheart:

Congratulations. You’ve mastered stating what some would consider, the obvious.

They say once you hit rock bottom, you can only go up from there.

juliette-eisley:

Speaking from the master himself, thank you for your little input but I don’t recall on anyone asking for you opinion. 

And you are? Ah, wait, it’s irrelevant. What’s amusing is that this practically reeks of irony. Offering your opinion when it isn’t wanted? Sound familiar?

(Source: colton-grant)

Look at this sad little town.

alexander-esmail:

Ah, that’s cute, but luckily I’m staying. Maybe all this town needs in a little hint of Alex to revive itself. Who knows.

First you think it’s cute, and then you announce you’re staying? Apparently you didn’t pick up on my sarcasm, which is unfortunate. Such a shame when a plan backfires.

How, exactly, do you plan to revive this place? In case you haven’t noticed, it’s been dead for quite some time.

They say once you hit rock bottom, you can only go up from there.

It seems some of you are intent on proving that little theory wrong.

Well…

travishowards:

Well, yeah. I hoped they were. No one wants murders to continue…

I’d say that depends on the person.

Look at this sad little town.

alexander-esmail:

I’m gone for a few weeks and then everything turns to shit. 

How this little town survived without you, we’ll never know. Unless you leave again, of course.

Well…

travishowards:

Murders? I thought we had gotten past that.

Gotten past that? Referring to murders as if they’re a phase, nice.

Well…

travishowards:

…I’m back from my last minute vacation. What did I miss?

Hawaii is awesome, by the way. 

Lucky for some.

From what I’ve heard, not much. A few murders, the usual.